kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

(via guy)